I’m blogging, goddammit!
Welcome to SHIT FOR BRAINS! with Don Ape.
I’m so excited for this opportunity to crowbar my ideas into your waiting and eager heads. For the fans, for the creeps, for the not-so-hots and for the zombots, I will bring you a daily dose of blog perfection.
I give you a blog because I was asked and because I’ve grown somewhat tiresome of talking. Well, mostly I’ve grown tired of the listening part. With this, I get to write out my thought-burps and no one can answer me. It’s just brilliant! So shut up and get ready for the greatest blog ever encountered. HERE IT IS! I give you SHIT FOR BRAINS!
SHIT FOR BRAINS Day 1:
Dear Blog,
I just can’t write today. Too tired and disinterested.
(Do it! You lazy fuck…)
OK…just a short one…
Today, a picture frame fell on my head while I was rearranging books on a shelf.
That, people, is drama! Perfect!
Tune in tomorrow!
-Don Ape
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