Dear Blog,
These are the reasons why I love Conan the Barbarian:
Ultra-violence, giant animals, naked witches, pillaging, training-scene, mad villains, decapitations, thievery, boozing, punches-to-the-face, body-part soup, face paint, snake arrows, warrior chicks, blood spurts, head-rolling-down-stairs, booby-traps, wigs, evil cults, warhorses, bare tits, wolves, loot, exotic hotties, ghosts, revenge, guts, sorcery, death, disguises, swords, camels, monsters, spears, fierce helmets, milf(Conan’s mom), child labor, inspired music, mega-beards, gladiators, wolverine gloves and super-loud yelling!
And…if the Blond girl showed up in that white-and-black body paint, I would quit the band and ride into the sunset with her.
(What?)
Romance lives!
-Don Ape
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December 30, 2008 at 6:55 pm
good call D.A. that flick is both my first ever vhs AND netflix rental.
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.”
December 31, 2008 at 12:06 am
That is extremely interesting, subatai! Do you remember the first time you ate a banana, too. Your memory is very powerful! Can I call on you if I’m forming a super-team!
Keep reading!
-Don Ape