It’s that time of year again to vote on the Ape Fight deadpool!
Every year we try to guess which band member is most likely to die first.
Here is my list:
1- Little Danny
Reason: Light-Speed fast lifestyle. A solid number one pick year after year.
2- Chuck Steak
Reason: A leap up the charts. Fearless and ossified equals messy accident.
3- Don Ape
Reason: I know me. I am tempting fate everyday. And I haven’t slept since the Los Angeles Olympics.
4- Mod Alien
Reason: He eats only hamburgers and candy. He also makes a hobby of raising Cobras.
5- Mr Gamble
Reason: Gamble sleeps with the window open in the winter. He will also polish off any drinks left after a party.
6- Dick Tater
Reason: Try and name a dead bassist.
(Try to name any bassist!)
Holding my breath,
- Don Ape
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January 9, 2009 at 1:36 am
How dare you? I’m sick of winning this contest, if that’s what it is. How Gamble makes it to number 5 is illogical. As far as dead bass players go. There’s Jaco Pistori , or however you spell that name, is DEAD! Geddy Lee’s nose died years ago and i have a right mind to kill you.
God bless.
The New Danny Beater, Little esq.